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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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