Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Click here to end the world.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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it's funny because it's funny

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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all the kids had fun

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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