Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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