Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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kennah campion... being nice

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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