- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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