- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Caroline Kelly.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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