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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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