roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

I love you

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

will you like this joke my sources say no

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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