- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

do you wanna hear a joke school

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Haha, I get it..

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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