- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

A man goes to the potty.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Women's professional sports

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

tommy is retared

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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