- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

How about that airline food?

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

epic win?

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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