- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

I hate blackniggers

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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