- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

whats brown and booky a book.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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