- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

A baby seal walks into a club.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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