- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

how much fish could a chicken

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Albert your flies undone.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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