TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

women's rights, lol

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Rylan Clark

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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