- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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