- Anti Joke

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.