- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

The queen having a shit

Your Mum is soo fat.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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