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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Then none of us want to be right.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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