Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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