- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Sir, your wife is dead

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

you dint have to be a jew matt

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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