In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Anything involving women..

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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