- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

I was once a hamster.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

sweating like antoni with a girl

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