Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Your Mom

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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