- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

A black man has a job.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Barack Obama.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

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