If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?  The woodchuck's ability to chuck has been left indeterminable. Therefore until the wood chuck's prowess in wood chucking is brought to light we must leave it a variable. Using the coefficient (L) to represent wood that can possibly be chucked. Then using (C) to represent the life cycle of said wood chuck chucking. We are also assuming this woodchuck will remain vigilante and not require food or sleep for the entire duration of chucking ultimately lowering is maximum chucking output. From this we can determine the W.C.P.S. (wood chucks per second). Finally subtract the remaining wood (RW) from the chucked total and we have rendered that :  L(W.C.P.S) - (C -RM/t) = X

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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