Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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