- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A man did not like this site

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't