- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Robin, get in the car, please.

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