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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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