- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Ask me if im a tree? No

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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