There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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Tilt your screen back

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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