What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What? Why?

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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