Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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