If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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