- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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