Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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