- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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