How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

bangers and mash?

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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