Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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guest what i love pancakes

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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