- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Of course, first door on your left

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

800 people died last year. end of story

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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