Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Cancer

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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