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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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