- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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