- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

A midget walked under a bar.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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