knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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What do you call an arab ?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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guess what what ...

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Anti Joke

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