- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

And you honored it I see :P

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

knock knock come in !

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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