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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal