- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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