Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Ask me if im a tree? No

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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