*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Women can vote? wtf

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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