- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a seal walks into a club.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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