There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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The Princess is in another castle

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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How come grilled cheese?

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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