- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

whats my name? Matt

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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