- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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