A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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hey justin

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Your Mom

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