Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Internet Explorer

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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