- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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