How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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