your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

im telling maguire

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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