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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

John Cena

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