- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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