- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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