- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

You idiot thats 9 letters

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Knock Knock The doors already open

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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