- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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