A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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