- Anti Joke

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

you will like this because i am black.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why can't jokes spit?