- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

White men's rights

you will like this because i am black.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Why can't jokes spit?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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