How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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