- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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